Synopsis

The memoir of Doreen Noble, follows her life story as she’s dragged through two decades of chaos, first by a sociopathic millionaire she calls the Agent of Chaos, then by a Vegas narcissist known as Captain Creepy. At twenty-four, working as a stripper to survive, Doreen collides with the Agent of Chaos: part Wolf of Wall Street, part Tony Soprano. He doesn’t just enter her life; he consumes the entirety of it. And what follows is a fever dream of money laundering, drugs, prostitutes, and systemic corruption, culminating in a £3.5 million divorce settlement she never sees and bankruptcies engineered by a crooked solicitor and a predatory judge. Just when Doreen claws her way free, she’s pulled into another nightmare: Captain Creepy. If the first husband was high-octane crime and chaos, this one is Dirty John meets Baby Reindeer: pitiful, toxic, and dangerous in his own right. He tips off the press, smears her name, and when his violence lands her in jail over a smashed window, the tabloids circle like vultures. Her trauma becomes a grotesque theatre: Jerry Springer on crack, Jeremy Kyle on steroids. WARNING CONTAINS BAD LANGUAGE - JUST A BIT.

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